Characters Page B-1

Rapunzel Tower Room 1543

Alice Miller

Our main character. She is an 18-year-old freshman, and the closest to normal of all our studious NU group. (Well, isn't that nice.) She's an art major. (Wait, I thought you said she was normal?) Weirdly enough, she seems to be the only character who can break the fourth wall.

Diedre Keith

A roomie of Alice's. She's a 16-year-old freshman biology major, and has alice patience for anything out of the ordinary. (Her parents make her go to NU.)

Elizabeth "Himeno" Loxley

The next roomie. She's a 20-year-old junior (although she doesn't look or act it). We don't know her real name yet (or very much else about her, for that matter), but Magical Girl Anime Otaku works just fine. She's obviously hyper, and a cosplayer.

Jane Tremayne

Roomie #3. She an 18-year-old freshman English major who doesn't like nicknames, but loves games. All kinds of games--board, video, and sporting. For some funky reason, she's the only person who knew about Nowhere before actually coming.

Frog Prince Dorm Room 0501

Ben Turner

A.k.a. the Warsie. He's a 19-year-old sophomore. He lives for Star Wars.

John Stewart

A Trekkie, through and through. He's a 19-year-old sophomore rooming with Ben--his best friend and ultimate rival.

Theodred Merlin

A Renaissance Man. He's a 20-year-old sophomore English major who specializes in bad poetry.

Edward Van Buren the III

He's a 17-year-old freshman physics major and chemistry minor. He thinks he's the smartest person in the school.

Pets

Spike

Drawn to life by Alice, and is now her pet.

Starlight

Himeno's pet.

Vega/Chloroplast

Diedre's pet.

Villians

James Gray

Trying to take over all of the where schools for his dad.

Dorien Gray

Replaced the old Art teacher when she disapeared.

Ishmael

James' Henchman.

Hera

Vice President of the Sci-Fi club. Also Jame's Henchwoman.

Mr. Edward Hyde

Evil alternate form of Dr. Jekyll.

Macwin, The Evil Computer

An evil crossbreed of Windows ME and an I-Mac.

Students

Dawn Carver

Dawn is a gifted seamstress and Himeno's go-to-girl for costumes.

Rachel

Theo's old flame. She likes costumes as much as he does.

Mike Loxley

Works at Growl's Computer Lab. Twin brother of "Himeno".

Suzie

Chairman of the Decorating Committee in the Sci-Fi club.

Daisy

Suzie's friend.

Zacharias "Zaphod Beeblebrox" Beetles

Sci-Fi Club President.

Quiggly

John's sycophant.

Brianne

Knows everything gossip related in the school.

Teachers

Merlin

President of Nowhere U and Theo's dad.

Magician Peters

Vice President of Nowhere U.

Dr. Victor Frankenstein

Human Biology Department Head.

Igor

Dr. Frankenstein's assistant.

Dr. Henry Jekyll

Chemestry Department Head. Addicted to Prozak.

Bocob

God of Knowlege and Magic. Also teaches Magic History.

Tarzan

The Gym teacher.

Dr. Susan Calvin

Dr. of Robotics.

Sherlock Holmes

Expert Detective.

Dr. John Watson

Mr. Holmes right hand man.

Snow White Witch

Theo's mom.

Sauruman

The Master librarian at Nowhere U. He has an inferiority complex with his movie counterpart.

Mrs. Clemmings

The missing art teacher. She onced owned a strange magical pencil.

Transformation TA

No one knows anything about her.